Handbook for the Criminally Insane


Lu par Brian Holtz

(4.4 étoiles; 350 critiques)

Monica just moved to the small town of Redmondsburg.

Little did she know her house is haunted, an army of zombies is waiting to attack, a serial killer is on the loose and a demon Chihuahua plans to sacrifice her on Halloween.

With the help of a new friend (who isn't quite human) Monica is set to have the time of her life trying to avoid the time of her death.


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Chapitres

Killing, the serial way Lu par Brian Holtz
Choosing a victom Lu par Brian Holtz
Recognizing Psychopathic Urges Lu par Brian Holtz
Maintaining control Lu par Brian Holtz
Awareness of Your Environment Lu par Brian Holtz
Developing the Taste Lu par Brian Holtz
Physical Evidence Lu par Brian Holtz
Full Sociopathic Needs Lu par Brian Holtz
The Do's and Don'ts of Breaking and Entering Lu par Brian Holtz
The Implements of Destruction Lu par Brian Holtz
A Basic Overview of Stalking Lu par Brian Holtz
Getting Away with Murder Lu par Brian Holtz
Pleading Criminal Insanity Lu par Brian Holtz
The Kill Lu par Brian Holtz

Critiques


I loved the writing, the twisting and intertwining plots. Holtz' voice work is excellent for the straight narration; for the dialogues, alas, the result is less satisfactory. I never could follow whose lines are these, did the narration switch from dialogue to straight prose, and such littleties. Different from Nephillim ...

enjoyable despite the off title.


(5 étoiles)

Imagine Stranger Things but with modern day people, a town out of the 1940s, and nothing at all is what it seems. Goosebumps for adults. Excellent writing. OK/Good reading. i would have prefered a proper female to voice the females. the monotone of the reader takes some getting used to but the adjustment is quick. Well worth you time. I was hooked. I couldn't wait to get to the next chapter everytime.


(4 étoiles)

Brian Holtz has a very unique imagination 😅 you will either love or hate this book, and I for one love it. There is a little sci-fi for everyone: ghosts, zombies, robots, demons.... Brian's voice was perfect for this reading. Don't let the times per “episode” surprise you, the format is a little odd. Most of the chapters were about 30-35 minutes long. The sound effects were perfect little breaks in the chapter flow.


hello again, brian. I just had to drop back by and tell you how great this podiobook novel was and how much I enjoyed it. The last two episodes/chapters most definitely did not disappoint. It was really awesome how you tied all of the different storylines together (well, most of ...


Awesome work, highly recommended. Some very unexpected twists and turns. Great mix of humor, suspense, B-movie horror elements, and just down right spooky stuff with some ingenious twists. I am not easily intimidated, and normally not affected by scary movies or what not.... but I actually had to turn on ...

Best book I've found on librivox


(5 étoiles)

Absolutely love this book! Really well read. I must have listened to it at least 15 times since I first found it. I love the characters and how the story develops. Would love it if there was a sequel!

Zombies and demons and ghosts; oh my!


(4 étoiles)

Pretty good! Scary, gross and funny in the right proportion. I do feel sorry for Tom though, even if he was a lawyer. Unlike Doris And The Ankh this is NOT for children; teenagers maybe.


(3.5 étoiles)

Great book although it was a little messy at the end trying to wrap up the story. The overuse of "Girlfriend"" by Betty and "Dear' by Renee was both noticeable and annoying. Enjoyed it still.