The Poems of Jonathan Swift, Volume Two
Jonathan Swift
Gelesen von Arthur Krolman





He lived simply, loved his walks and craved the company of fellow poetical wits as they craved his company in return. With his pal Dr. Sheridan, for one, Jonathan Swift delighted in the 18th century equivalent of a rap off – going back and forth in dueling verse repartee. This second volume is a cornucopia of biting, iconoclastic humor and earnest criticism of injustice. Poems herein concerning Wood’s Halfpence are the companion to his famous Drapier’s Letters and trumpet his achievement in stirring up sufficient outcry to spare Ireland from damaging monetary debasement. He knew what real money was: “For in all the leases that ever we hold We must pay our rent in good silver and gold, And not in brass tokens of such a base mould.” And he didn’t think much of monetary debasement’s evil twin, fractional reserve banking, either: “We want our money on the nail The Banker’s ruin’d if he pays”. There’s a healthy smattering here of bums and urination references too – just so you know these are genuine Swift poems -- and all manner of other topics too. In Death and Daphne, written for a favorite grisette, we learn of Death’s sagging libido due to the skinniness of his human bride. And the last poem excoriating Sheridan for comparing base women to noble clouds is a heavenly coup de grâce for any challenger who would dare to top his politically incorrect and thunderous wit:
Some critic may object, perhaps,
That clouds are blamed for giving claps;
But what, alas! are claps ethereal,
Compared for mischief to venereal?
- Summary by Arthur Krolman (9 hr 53 min)
Kapitel
Cadenus and Vanessa | 39:36 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
To Love | 3:09 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
A Rebus by Vanessa and Answer | 2:50 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Stella's Birthday | 3:48 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
To Stella the Transcriber | 7:07 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
To Stella While Sick | 6:16 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Stella's Birthday | 5:07 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Stella at Wood Park | 4:32 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
A New Year's Gift for Bec and Dingley and Brent | 2:22 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Stella's Birthday | 2:19 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
A Receipt to Restore Stella's Youth | 3:01 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Stella's Birthday etc. | 10:13 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Death and Daphne | 4:43 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Daphne | 2:26 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Pethox the Great | 4:32 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On a Pen | 2:25 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On Gold | 1:47 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On the Posteriors | 2:21 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On a Horn | 1:59 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On a Corkscrew | 2:03 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Gulf of All Human Possessions | 5:17 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Louisa to Strephon | 2:37 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
A Maypole and On Moon, Circle, Ink | 4:08 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On the Five Senses | 1:36 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Fontinella to Florinda | 1:35 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On Echo, Glass, Time, Gallows, Vowels, Snow, Cannon, Dice, Candle | 10:06 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
To Lady Cartaret, Answer etc. | 4:32 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On Cutting Down the Thorn | 4:31 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Dean Swift at Sir Arthur Acheson's | 2:25 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On a Very Old Glass at Market Hill etc. | 1:19 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
My Lady's Lamentation | 7:38 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
A Pastoral Dialogue | 4:35 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Grand Question Debated | 11:29 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Drapier's Hill | 1:23 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Dean's Reasons | 5:17 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Revolution at Market Hill | 5:11 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Robin and Harry | 2:48 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
A Panegyric on the Dean | 16:38 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Twelve Articles | 2:09 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Crowe's Address to Her Majesty | 2:50 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Jack Frenchman's Lamentation | 3:02 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Garden Plot and Sid Hamet's Rod | 5:38 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Famous Speech-Maker | 8:53 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Parody on the Recorder's Speech | 2:39 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Ballad | 2:57 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Atlas Minister of State and Harley Stabbed | 1:48 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
An Excellent New Song | 3:34 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Windsor Prophecy | 1:52 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Corinna, a Ballad | 1:49 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Fable of Midas | 4:13 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Toland's Invitation to Dismal | 3:28 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Peace and Dunkirk | 2:13 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Imitation of Horace, Epist. I, vii | 6:18 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Author upon Himself | 5:02 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Fagot | 2:40 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Imitation of Horace, Sat.VI, ii | 5:30 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Horace paraphrased, Odes II, i | 5:35 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Dennis' Invitation to Steele | 10:22 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
In Sickness | 1:58 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Fable of the Bitches | 2:47 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
To the Earl of Oxford in the Tower | 2:08 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On the Church's Danger and On High Church | 1:36 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Story of Phaethon | 2:45 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
A Tale of a Nettle | 3:16 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
A Satirical Elegy | 1:57 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Parody on Pratt's Speech | 4:23 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
An Excellent New Song | 2:18 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Run upon the Bankers | 3:17 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Upon the Horrid Plot | 3:47 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Quibbling Elegy on Judge Boat | 3:13 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Verses on Whitshed's Motto | 1:38 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Prometheus | 3:57 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Verses on the Order of the Bath and Epigram on Wood's Brass Money | 1:33 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
A Simile | 1:53 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Wood an Insect | 2:43 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Wood the Ironmonger | 2:07 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Wood's Petition | 2:12 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
A New Song on Wood's Halfpence | 4:26 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
A Serious Poem | 6:59 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
An Excellent New Song | 4:55 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Verses on the Judge Who Condemned the Drapier's Printer | 1:44 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Horace paraphrased, Odes I, xiv | 5:19 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Verses on St. Patrick's Well | 7:38 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On Reading Dr. Young's Satire | 2:43 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Dog and Thief | 1:24 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Mad Mullinix and Timothy | 12:09 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Tim and the Fables | 1:54 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Tom and Dick | 1:48 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Dick, a Maggot | 0:59 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Clad All in Brown | 1:45 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Dick's Variety | 2:00 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Traulus, Part I | 4:49 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Traulus, Part II | 2:27 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
A Fable of the Lion | 3:20 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On the Irish Bishops | 3:43 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Horace, Odes Iv, ix | 4:01 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On Walpole and Pulteney | 3:14 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Brother Protestants | 3:08 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Bettesworth's Exultation and Epigram to Sergeant Kite | 3:20 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Yahoo's Overthrow | 4:27 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On Cashel and Bettesworth, Irish Club, Noisy Tom | 3:48 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On Dr. Rundle and Epigram | 3:18 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Legion Club | 10:24 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On Printer's to Newgate, Libel Vindication, Apology, Ay and No, Ballad, Wicked … | 8:24 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Epigrams against Carthy | 5:25 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Poetical Epistle to Sheridan | 3:23 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Upstart | 1:49 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Waterford and Blenheim | 1:24 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
An Excellent new Song on the Grand Jury | 2:16 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Archbishop of Dublin | 5:13 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
To the Citizens | 2:27 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Punch's Petition and Epigrams | 4:46 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
George Rochfort's Verses | 1:25 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
A Left-Handed Letter and Replies | 4:53 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
To the Dean of St. Patrick's and Replies | 20:39 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Mr. Thomas Sheridan and Replies | 5:35 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On Dr. Sheridan's Circular Verses | 3:09 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On Dan Jackson's Picture and Replies | 14:16 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Pardon | 2:36 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Last Speech and Dying Words of Daniel Jackson | 3:24 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
To the Rev. Daniel Jackson | 2:59 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Sheridan to Swift and Reply | 3:04 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Mary the Cook Maid's Letter | 3:29 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
A Portrait from the Life | 0:57 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On Stealing a Crown when the Dean was asleep | 1:47 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Prologue and Epilogue to a Play | 2:55 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
The Song | 1:46 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
A New Year's Gift for the Dean of St. Patrick's | 3:22 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
To Quilca, Country Life and A Faithful Inventory | 3:19 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Palinodia | 2:33 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Letter to the Dean and Invitation to Dinner | 4:23 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
On the Five Ladies and Replies | 3:41 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
Ballad on Ballyspellin and Reply | 5:43 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
An Epistle to Two Friends etc. | 4:57 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
A True and Faithful Inventory | 1:30 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |
A New Simile for the Ladies and Answer | 12:41 | Gelesen von Arthur Krolman |