The Poems of Jonathan Swift, Volume Two


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He lived simply, loved his walks and craved the company of fellow poetical wits as they craved his company in return. With his pal Dr. Sheridan, for one, Jonathan Swift delighted in the 18th century equivalent of a rap off – going back and forth in dueling verse repartee. This second volume is a cornucopia of biting, iconoclastic humor and earnest criticism of injustice. Poems herein concerning Wood’s Halfpence are the companion to his famous Drapier’s Letters and trumpet his achievement in stirring up sufficient outcry to spare Ireland from damaging monetary debasement. He knew what real money was: “For in all the leases that ever we hold We must pay our rent in good silver and gold, And not in brass tokens of such a base mould.” And he didn’t think much of monetary debasement’s evil twin, fractional reserve banking, either: “We want our money on the nail The Banker’s ruin’d if he pays”. There’s a healthy smattering here of bums and urination references too – just so you know these are genuine Swift poems -- and all manner of other topics too. In Death and Daphne, written for a favorite grisette, we learn of Death’s sagging libido due to the skinniness of his human bride. And the last poem excoriating Sheridan for comparing base women to noble clouds is a heavenly coup de grâce for any challenger who would dare to top his politically incorrect and thunderous wit:

Some critic may object, perhaps,

That clouds are blamed for giving claps;

But what, alas! are claps ethereal,

Compared for mischief to venereal?
- Summary by Arthur Krolman (9 hr 53 min)

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Cadenus and Vanessa 39:36 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
To Love 3:09 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
A Rebus by Vanessa and Answer 2:50 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Stella's Birthday 3:48 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
To Stella the Transcriber 7:07 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
To Stella While Sick 6:16 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Stella's Birthday 5:07 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Stella at Wood Park 4:32 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
A New Year's Gift for Bec and Dingley and Brent 2:22 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Stella's Birthday 2:19 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
A Receipt to Restore Stella's Youth 3:01 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Stella's Birthday etc. 10:13 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Death and Daphne 4:43 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Daphne 2:26 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Pethox the Great 4:32 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On a Pen 2:25 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On Gold 1:47 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On the Posteriors 2:21 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On a Horn 1:59 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On a Corkscrew 2:03 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Gulf of All Human Possessions 5:17 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Louisa to Strephon 2:37 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
A Maypole and On Moon, Circle, Ink 4:08 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On the Five Senses 1:36 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Fontinella to Florinda 1:35 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On Echo, Glass, Time, Gallows, Vowels, Snow, Cannon, Dice, Candle 10:06 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
To Lady Cartaret, Answer etc. 4:32 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On Cutting Down the Thorn 4:31 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Dean Swift at Sir Arthur Acheson's 2:25 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On a Very Old Glass at Market Hill etc. 1:19 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
My Lady's Lamentation 7:38 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
A Pastoral Dialogue 4:35 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Grand Question Debated 11:29 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Drapier's Hill 1:23 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Dean's Reasons 5:17 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Revolution at Market Hill 5:11 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Robin and Harry 2:48 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
A Panegyric on the Dean 16:38 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Twelve Articles 2:09 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Crowe's Address to Her Majesty 2:50 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Jack Frenchman's Lamentation 3:02 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Garden Plot and Sid Hamet's Rod 5:38 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Famous Speech-Maker 8:53 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Parody on the Recorder's Speech 2:39 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Ballad 2:57 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Atlas Minister of State and Harley Stabbed 1:48 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
An Excellent New Song 3:34 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Windsor Prophecy 1:52 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Corinna, a Ballad 1:49 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Fable of Midas 4:13 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Toland's Invitation to Dismal 3:28 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Peace and Dunkirk 2:13 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Imitation of Horace, Epist. I, vii 6:18 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Author upon Himself 5:02 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Fagot 2:40 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Imitation of Horace, Sat.VI, ii 5:30 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Horace paraphrased, Odes II, i 5:35 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Dennis' Invitation to Steele 10:22 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
In Sickness 1:58 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Fable of the Bitches 2:47 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
To the Earl of Oxford in the Tower 2:08 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On the Church's Danger and On High Church 1:36 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Story of Phaethon 2:45 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
A Tale of a Nettle 3:16 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
A Satirical Elegy 1:57 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Parody on Pratt's Speech 4:23 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
An Excellent New Song 2:18 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Run upon the Bankers 3:17 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Upon the Horrid Plot 3:47 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Quibbling Elegy on Judge Boat 3:13 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Verses on Whitshed's Motto 1:38 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Prometheus 3:57 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Verses on the Order of the Bath and Epigram on Wood's Brass Money 1:33 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
A Simile 1:53 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Wood an Insect 2:43 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Wood the Ironmonger 2:07 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Wood's Petition 2:12 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
A New Song on Wood's Halfpence 4:26 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
A Serious Poem 6:59 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
An Excellent New Song 4:55 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Verses on the Judge Who Condemned the Drapier's Printer 1:44 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Horace paraphrased, Odes I, xiv 5:19 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Verses on St. Patrick's Well 7:38 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On Reading Dr. Young's Satire 2:43 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Dog and Thief 1:24 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Mad Mullinix and Timothy 12:09 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Tim and the Fables 1:54 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Tom and Dick 1:48 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Dick, a Maggot 0:59 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Clad All in Brown 1:45 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Dick's Variety 2:00 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Traulus, Part I 4:49 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Traulus, Part II 2:27 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
A Fable of the Lion 3:20 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On the Irish Bishops 3:43 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Horace, Odes Iv, ix 4:01 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On Walpole and Pulteney 3:14 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Brother Protestants 3:08 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Bettesworth's Exultation and Epigram to Sergeant Kite 3:20 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Yahoo's Overthrow 4:27 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On Cashel and Bettesworth, Irish Club, Noisy Tom 3:48 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On Dr. Rundle and Epigram 3:18 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Legion Club 10:24 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On Printer's to Newgate, Libel Vindication, Apology, Ay and No, Ballad, Wicked … 8:24 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Epigrams against Carthy 5:25 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Poetical Epistle to Sheridan 3:23 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Upstart 1:49 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Waterford and Blenheim 1:24 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
An Excellent new Song on the Grand Jury 2:16 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Archbishop of Dublin 5:13 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
To the Citizens 2:27 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Punch's Petition and Epigrams 4:46 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
George Rochfort's Verses 1:25 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
A Left-Handed Letter and Replies 4:53 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
To the Dean of St. Patrick's and Replies 20:39 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Mr. Thomas Sheridan and Replies 5:35 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On Dr. Sheridan's Circular Verses 3:09 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On Dan Jackson's Picture and Replies 14:16 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Pardon 2:36 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Last Speech and Dying Words of Daniel Jackson 3:24 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
To the Rev. Daniel Jackson 2:59 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Sheridan to Swift and Reply 3:04 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Mary the Cook Maid's Letter 3:29 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
A Portrait from the Life 0:57 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On Stealing a Crown when the Dean was asleep 1:47 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Prologue and Epilogue to a Play 2:55 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
The Song 1:46 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
A New Year's Gift for the Dean of St. Patrick's 3:22 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
To Quilca, Country Life and A Faithful Inventory 3:19 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Palinodia 2:33 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Letter to the Dean and Invitation to Dinner 4:23 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
On the Five Ladies and Replies 3:41 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
Ballad on Ballyspellin and Reply 5:43 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
An Epistle to Two Friends etc. 4:57 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
A True and Faithful Inventory 1:30 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman
A New Simile for the Ladies and Answer 12:41 Gelesen von Arthur Krolman