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The Chaos

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"The Chaos" is a poem which demonstrates the irregularity of English spelling and pronunciation, written by Gerard Nolst Trenité (1870-1946), also known under the pseudonym Charivarius. It first appeared in an appendix to the author's 1920 textbook Drop Your Foreign Accent: engelsche uitspraakoefeningen. (From Wikipedia) (1 hr 23 min)

Chapters

Version 1

6:13

Read by Alan Davis Drake (1945-2010)

Version 2

5:43

Read by Anna Roberts

Version 3

6:45

Read by Carol Stripling

Version 4

6:22

Read by David Lawrence

Version 5

6:57

Read by Hannah Dowell

Version 6

6:33

Read by Jc Guan

Version 7

6:55

Read by Lars Rolander (1942-2016)

Version 8

6:40

Read by Mark F. Smith

Version 9

4:12

Read by mjbrichant

Version 10

7:48

Read by PepsiBoo

Version 11

7:02

Read by Rhonda Federman

Version 12

6:13

Read by Sergio Baldelli

Version 13

6:04

Read by TriciaG

Bewertungen

@anmccaff

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Ha ha ha - you're hilarious! Here's the text: https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Ruize-rijmen/De_Chaos I dare you to read it aloud without one mispronunciation. Double your points if you aren't a native English speaker, as several of these readers. That's the point of the whole poem - how complicated English pronunciation is!

mispronunciations don’t belong here...

(2 Sterne)

“Victuals” rhymes with little, no?