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How to Succeed in Evil: The Novel

Gelesen von Patrick E. McLean

(4,732 Sterne; 302 Bewertungen)

Alternately funny and dark, a HtSiE is the story of Edwin Windsor, Evil Efficiency Consultant. A biting satire of both modern business and the conventions of the superhero genre.


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Chapters

Prologue: Song

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Chapter 1: A Lot of Words He Doesn't Know

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Chapter 2: Vorld Domination

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Chapter 3: Edwin Walking the Hallway

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Chapter 4: A Child of Faded Empire

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Chapter 5: A Par Four Life

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Chapter 6: There's Money and then there's Money

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Chapter 7: Excelsior on the Beach

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Chapter 8: A Giant Laser In Space

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Chapter 9: What Do You Want Mr. Windsor?

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Chapter 10: Cassette Girl

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Chapter 11: Calling Home

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Chapter 12: Cindi with an 'i'

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Chapter 13: Edwin Dresses for Dinner

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Chapter 14: The Empress Josephine?

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Chapter 15: Following the Protocol

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Chapter 16: Just a Consultant

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Chapter 17: Using the Asset

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Chapter 18: Edwin Makes His Pitch

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Chapter 19: Nothing Right for Agnes

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Chapter 20: Search Your Feelings

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Chapter 21: Strip Club/Truck Stop

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Chapter 22: The Demands of Dr. Loeb

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Chapter 23: How did this happen?

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Chapter 24: How it happened

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Chapter 25: Excelsior fights the hurricane

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Chapter 26: Marauding through the night

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Chapter 27: The Rescue

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Chapter 28: 23 Seconds

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Chapter 29: A new suit

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Chapter 30: Cotton Candy

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Chapter 31: Barry BASH

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Chapter 32: Enlisting the Little Savage

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Chapter 33: Clarence gets scared

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Chapter 34: Reasoning with Barry

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Chapter 35: Wrecking a Building

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Chapter 36: A Blakjack Toting Angel

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Chapter 37: Topper Gives a Pep Talk

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Chapter 38: Calling Forth Nemesis

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Chapter 39: Topper Detects

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Chapter 40: How to Make Advantage From Avalanche

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Chapter 41: Down But Not Out

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Chapter 42: The Cromoglodon is Born

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Chapter 43: Getting the Best of a Bad Bounce

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Chapter 44: The Pitch

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Chapter 45: Excelsior Speaks

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Chapter 46: The Man Who Pulls the Strings

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Chapter 47: A Giant Illusion in Space.

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Chapter 48: Somewhere Over Kansas

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Chapter 49: Mr. the Magnificent

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Chapter 50: Agnes vs. Mistivio

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Chapter 51: The Death of Culture

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Chapter 52: A Score to Settle

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Chapter 53: Serving a Process

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Chapter 54: An Angle

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Chapter 55: A Tale of Two Back Rooms

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Chapter 56: A Reasonable Disagreement

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Chapter 57: Get Him To Pop

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Chapter 58: Gus in the Hospital

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Chapter 59: Excelsior Throws the Gauntlet

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Chapter 60: Henchcaddy

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Chapter 61: The Front Nine

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Chapter 62: The Turn

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Chapter 63: The Back Nine

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Chapter 64: The Last Hole

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Chapter 65: Out of Business?

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Chapter 66: From a Higher Place

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Chapter 67: You Want Evil?

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Chapter 68: Edwin Dresses for the Funeral

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Chapter 69: Negatively Buoyant

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Chapter 70: The Only Sane Thing to Do

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Epilogue

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Bewertungen

(0 Sterne)

Stumbled onto this book looking for something light to listen to on an overseas flight. I honestly didn't expect much, and was very pleasantly surprised. If you're a fan of Carl Hiaasen or Christopher Moore this is going to be right up your alley. Well plotted, well read, extremely entertaining ...

(4 Sterne)

You just know that this author goes to comicon. The short bursts of the chapters, the deep brooding of the protagonist, and the revenge laced ending with sequel possibility oozing all over the place. Very well written and narrated. It makes me think Seth Mcfarlan--I know i really shouldn't be laughing at this... bawdy and ballsy. Uncomfortable laughter is the best. ;-)

A true humotist

(5 Sterne)

The authors sense of humor is exactly, precisely what I find naturally attractive. I laugh out loud every chapter to the dry literate & intelligent descriptions of scenes & characters. I think he writes aspects of himself that he can't really embrace fully in real life into his character narration & it's fascinating. I love his books & highly recommend anything with his name on it.

Very entertaining

(5 Sterne)

Really enjoyed this story but my goodness the chapters are so short with music and adverts between almost every chapter so not great at for resting to. But despite the adverts and music I really enjoyed this book a lot and shall be looking for more by the same author

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I was slightly hindered at the start of this book, by a few chapters not being a known file type to play on an mp3 player. (i think chapters 14 -22 but 18 worked). But i by then i was already hooked and just listened to those on my pc. ...

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Great book! How to Succeed in Evil has kept me laughing all week. Thanks! One note about the Intro advertising our Overlord's latest book. 72 intros is a little too much when the episodes are so short. It sold me, but by episode 40 I'm screaming, "Enough, I'll buy it!" ...

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I came across HSIE back when the author was just getting started. Now that all the chapters/episodes are finished, I was able to listen straight through, much to my delight. McLean has a great reading voice and excellent vocal characterizations. I loved how the story moved from a tale of ...

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Patrick is a liar. He told me years ago he would make this awesome book available on Audible. I've waited years. No such luck. If he would just make it available, I would buy it and I would listen to it over and over racking up so many Audible achievements. ...